It's Chicken Nugget Time.
I was once told that I looked like a chicken nugget. Maybe because I'm brown on the outside, white on the inside, and oh, so delicious.

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

metaphor-ception

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pleatedjeans:

18 Puns That Are So Bad, They’re Good

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avaomod:

Oh fuck off now.

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4licia:

i just found the photo that pretty much sums up my lifeimage

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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(Source: scientifrick)

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(Source: rawdi-kun)

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

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aslimshadylady:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

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maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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(Source: comedycentral)

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hardcorebrownie:

this is my brother and i protesting our tiredness and our family ignoring us

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delicious-food-porn:

Follow for more food porn!

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i am three years behind in my math homework

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